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Monday, 13 October 2014

Stress Funny Quotes

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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
George Burns
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
George Burns
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
George Burns
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
George Burns
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
George Burns
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
George Burns
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

George Burns

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

George Burns

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

George Burns

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

George Burns

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

George Burns

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

George Burns