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It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone - so far.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone's wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.

Success makes so many people hate you. I wish it wasn't that way. It would be wonderful to enjoy success without seeing envy in the eyes of those around you.

I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful.

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them.

Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered.

If life is a bitch then make sure she's a good looking one!

Relationships are like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its just a bunch of crap you don't need.

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.

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