Funny Comedian Quotes
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It's
very stressful living in London. There was a rapper in London, one of
these rappers that they have now. You've seen them, er... On adverts and
things, and, um, his name was Ironik, I R O N I K was how he'd spelt
it. And last November, Ironik, he went on the tweets. He was a tweeter
and, er, one Saturday last November, he twatted, which is the, er, The
past tense of tweet. One Saturday last November, Ironik twatted that
he'd bought a new diamond necklace, and he twatted that he was on his
way to Southend to do a gig, and then he twatted that he was on his way
back to London, and then he got mugged outside his house. And now Ironik
understands
"How
many outs Brian?" "GRAPE! I'm gonna get grape, or cherry. They're
both... favorites, so either one is good, but if they have both, I'll
get grape, because grape is a little more favorite. But if they don't
have grape it's like alright its fine, cause cherry's favorite anyway.
It's like another favorite, but not as much. Not as much favorite. But
they're both good. They're both good." The second baseman was always
tryin' to help me out. "Hey, Brian move that way a little." "Okay." I
don't know what gave him the authority to tell me that. "Oh, here? Oh,
right here? Oh, over there, okay. This is where I was!" I remember he'd
always tell me. "Two away, Brian! Two away!" "Uhhh..okay. "Brian! Two
away!" "You too!"
I
heard this guy going around talking about how he was this big rap
producer, and he was just going around and boasting and bragging. And in
one of those bragging sessions, I heard him just tell somebody, 'Hey,
hey -- why don't you try making four beats a day for two summers?' What a
dangerously specific challenge that is.
I
went to a sex store, and i was drunk. Never do that. I took one of
those strap-on dildos, I put it on my head and started chasing people
like a rhino. Oh, God. Oh my God! Everyone was laughing, except for the
guy in the kilt. I don’t know what happened, but i’m sorry.
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