Friday, 20 December 2013

Joking Sms For Girlfriend

Joking Sms For Girlfriend Definition

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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

Girl: If u’ll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi. Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…

Gud Morning… Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks

BF & GF dono hans rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai..

BF: Kya hua?
GF: Kuch nahi
BF: Batao na kuch to hua?
GF: Wo hanstey-2 meri thodi si potti nikal gayi. 

Cute proposal
Girl:please close ur eyes 4 a movment.
Boy:.k
Girl:Andhera dikh raha hai na
Boy:yes
Girl:that is my life without u...

Boyfrnd:me Tumhe Kab Call Karun.?
Girlfrnd:- Jab Tum Chaho ..!
Bf Ok To Me Kal Morning 7 Baje Call Krta Hu..!
Gf Itni Jaldi!!!
Bf Ok To Me 10baje Call Krta Hu.!
Gf Tab To Me College Jati Ho.!
Bf Hmmm Me 2baje Call Krta Hu.!!
Gf Tab To Lunch Time Hai Na..!!
Bf Oh Toh Me Sham Ko 7baje Call Kr Lunga..!!!
Gf Tab To Favrt Serial Ata Hai Mera..!!
Bf Ok Me 9 Baje Call Karunga..!!
Gf Tab To Sab Ghar Pe
Rahenge..!!!
Bf Meri Maaaaaaaa Me Call
Kab Karu...??
Gf Jab Tum Chaho...

BOY:how are you??
GIRL:what????????
BOY:how are you??
GIRL:i'm fine...
BOY:can i be your boyfriend???
GIRL:no..
BOY:why??
GIRL:because i have a husband and 3 children....

Girlfriend while drinking Whiskey asked her BF:
Girlfriend: Tum kaun ho??
Boyfriend: Pagal ho gayi hai kya??! :O
Apne Jaanu ko bhool gayi !!! :/
Girlfriend: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai
“Bhai Saaab..” :O

Boy to girl in a party
Boy: kitne bhai behen ho !
Girl: 6 !!
Boy :- maa baap ko aur koi
kaam nahi tha kya ??
Girl :- tum kitne ho ?
Boy - 1
Girl -: baap me dum nahi tha kya...?.
Girlz rox..boys shox

Joking Sms For Girlfriend
Joking Sms For Girlfriend
Joking Sms For Girlfriend
Joking Sms For Girlfriend
Joking Sms For Girlfriend
Joking Sms For Girlfriend
Joking Sms For Girlfriend
Joking Sms For Girlfriend
Joking Sms For Girlfriend
Joking Sms For Girlfriend
Joking Sms For Girlfriend
Joking Sms For Girlfriend

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