Friday, 20 December 2013

Joking Images for Facebook

Joking Images for Facebook Definition

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Up coming movies
1. Jab we chat.
2. Namastey Facebook.
3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend.
4. Hum like kar chuke sanam.
5. Kabhi relationship kabhi single.
6. Maine poke kyun kiya.
7. Mere brother ki profile..
Dekna math bhulna..

Gabbar: Thakur ye mobile hum ko de de!!
Thakur: Dekh yaar hath-pair ka mazak thik hai,
Mobile se mazak nahi..
Facebook chalu hai aur basanti online.

If Facebook get Banned,
You will See People Roaming,
in the Streets
with Their Picture in their Hands
Crying & Screaming..
“DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE?”

Modern Style wedding
Pujari: Do u Both Agree to Change Your Facebook Status to MARRIED?
Couple: Yes, we do
Pujari: Vivah sammpan.

Girls on Facebook:
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
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Boys on Facebook:
Added Rita
Added Pooja
Added Rina
Added Reema
Added Rekha
20 more similar stories..

Girls status on FB-> : (
Comments:
1. Haww! Kya hua?
2. Hey,evrything ok? Shud i call?
3. Hey, dont b sad.Tell me wot happened?
4. Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chill.
Boys status on FB-> : (
Comments:
1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte
2. Kya hua kamine
3. Sala Dukhi aatma.

4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale.
God to Pappu :- Beta kya
chahiye.??
.
Pappu :- Ek Job,Ek badi si gaadi.. Aur
usme
Dher sari ladkiya,
God :- Tathastu.
Aaj pappu Girl's school me bus driver
hai...
Soch samajh k maango,bhagwan bhi smart
hai.
Ladke Wale:
Ji Ladki To Hame Pasand Hai.
Bas ek aakhiri sawal
- Ladki Ne Kabhi
Aasaram Bapu Se ASHIRWAD To Nahi Liya
Na??

Ek Aam Admi Ne Murgi Pakdi
Ghar Aaya To Dekha
Na Gas
Na Ata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
Admi Vapas Murgi Ko Chhor Ke Aaya
Murgi Puri Raat Chillai:-
Congress Party Zindabad.


Mom:
Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo “DON’T”
Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna
“STOP”
2nd day Beti:
MOM usne kiss or hug dono ek sath Kiya,
to Me ne b ek sath kaha-
“DON’T STOP” 


Samosa Said 2 Aloo:
Jab main fry hota
hun to Tumhe cover Kar
k Garam
Oil se Bacha leta Hu cz I
Luv u..
Aloo said:
Jab log Tumhe Fry hone k
foran
bad
Khate h to main unka
muh jala
deta hun coz
I Love u too
Moral - Inki luv story pe
na jayein.
Samosa thanda kar k
Khae'n


Boy: I Can Kiss You Even Without
Touching You
... Girl: You Cant
Boy: Lagi 50/50 Ki
Girl: Ok
Boy: Tightly Kissed Her
Girl: Hey You Touched Me
Boy: To Le Na 50 Rupe Roti Kyun
Hai.........


MAA chillai:" Kon tha wo.. ?? 
abhi usey bulao" 30 mint baad 
un ke ghar ke bahar 1 bahot mahngi car ruki..
1 admi utra jis ne bahot keemti suit pahen rakha tha Kehne Laga:
"Mujhe aapki beti ne bataya hai k masla ho gaya hai 
mai isse shadi to nai kar sakta lakin agar:
"Beti paida hui to me 1 crore Rs. aur 1 ghar isko dunga, 
Beta paida hua to 2 crore Rs or 1 ghar dunga 
Lakin Agar miscarriage ho gaya to..??? 
Maa Boli:" beta dobara try kar lena.. ...

If your phone number ends
with ...
0 - You are a trouble maker
1 - You are intelligent
2 - You are very funny
3 - You are very kind
4 - You are sincere
5 - You are careless
6 - You are neat
7 - You are handsome / beautiful
8 - You are straight forward
9 - You are shy.
COMMENT the LAST DIGIT of your
NUMBER ...
Which one are you ... ??


What Is Your Favourite Color ???
No Cheating
1. Red - Attractive
2. Black - Hot
3. White - Simple
4. Blue - Romantic
5. Green - Always Happy
6. Yellow - Attitude
7. Pink - Cute
8. Orange - Sweet

9. Brown - Gorgeouss

Joking Images for Facebook
Joking Images for Facebook
Joking Images for Facebook
Joking Images for Facebook
Joking Images for Facebook
Joking Images for Facebook
Joking Images for Facebook
Joking Images for Facebook
Joking Images for Facebook
Joking Images for Facebook

Joking Images for Facebook

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