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Friday, 20 December 2013

Joking Sms In English Quotes

Joking Sms In English Quotes Definition

Source(Google.com.pk)
Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”
1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call.
Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area.
Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere.
Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.

A man was lost on an island.
He cut a tree and decided to make a boat.
Suddenly..
He saw a girl and He used the tree for making bed.
Moral: A HOLE CAN CHANGE YOUR GOAL.

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?
The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY.

Men sure have Double Standards:
Hate Cats
But Love PUSSY
Hate Donkeys
But Love ASS
Eat Chicken
But Saves His COCK
Hate Dogs
But Enjoy Their Style!!

What is BULL RIDING in sex?
TRY THIS:
Get on Top of Ur Girl While doing with her..
Whisper another girl’s name gently!
Then see how long u can stay on top??

If you want something you never had,
do something you have never done.
Don’t go the way life takes you,
Take the life the way you go.
And remember you are born to live and
not living because you are born!!!
Good thoughts:
Kill the tension before tension kills you.
Reach your goal before goal kicks you.
Help everyone before someone helps you.
Live LIFE before the LIFE leaves you..!
Good thoughts:
Kill the tension before tension kills you.
Reach your goal before goal kicks you.
Help everyone before someone helps you.
Live LIFE before the LIFE leaves you..!
Dali par baithe hue parinde ko pata hai ki dali kamzor hai,
Fir bhi wo us dali par hai.
Kyun?
Kyun ke usko dali se zyada apne Pankh par bharosa hai
Trust urself..

Joking Sms In English Quotes